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Grant Cristofolo We bought ass like a peach for my preteen football player. Needless to say it has kept him from smelling like a foot!
🧴 Hand-poured in small batches, right here in Oregon City, OR • Vegan-friendly & cruelty-free • Full ingredient list below
Description: The name's crude. The soap's a total sweetheart. Juicy fresh peach and skin-loving shea leave you soft, smooth, and smelling like the best decision you'll make all week. It's the pretty little bar with the filthy little name — the exact energy your bathroom shelf has been missing. The rest is between you and your squats.
Scent notes: Fresh Peach · Shea Butter — sweet, ripe, creamy.
Details: 1 bar, ~4 oz hand-poured shea glycerin bar. Vegan-friendly, cruelty-free.
Good for: Bridal showers, best-friend birthdays, anyone who appreciates a soft launch and a hard joke.
Handmade, so no two are exactly alike - color, swirl, and shape will vary slightly from the photo and from bar to bar. That's the nature of small-batch soap, not a flaw.
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