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Got something to say? A question, a complaint, a wild story about how "Dumpster Fire" saved your first date? We're listening.

Fill out the form below and an actual human (one of the two people who run this whole operation) will get back to you — usually within 1–2 business days. Faster if your message makes us laugh.

Order issues, custom bar requests, wholesale inquiries, or just yelling into the void: this is the place for it.

Before you ask 🧼
Yes, we ship in plain, discreet packaging — nobody at the post office needs to know what you ordered.
Yes, we do custom-named bars. Tell us the person, the funk, and the vibe.
No, we will not tell you what "almost anything" excludes on a custom label until you find out the hard way.

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