🧴 Hand-poured in small batches, right here in Oregon City, OR • Vegan-friendly & cruelty-free • Full ingredient list below
The Unstable Bundle – Funny Soap Gift Set
Description: Because one soap can't cover this many moods. The Unstable Bundle pairs our best-selling "therapist in a bar" soap with a charcoal bar for the chaos and a glitter bomb for good measure — proof that self-care doesn't have to be calm to work.
What's inside:
- Cheaper Than Therapy (Sweet Lavender · White Sage) — for the "I need ten minutes alone" days
- Dumpster Fire Charcoal (Smoky Cedar · Pink Grapefruit) — for the group-chat menace in your life
- Hot Mess Pink Grapefruit Glitter (Pink Grapefruit) — because everything's fine, you're just glittering now
Details: 3 handmade bars, ~4–4.5 oz each. Vegan-friendly, cruelty-free.
Good for: Gift bundles, white elephant swaps, self-care baskets, or anyone who refuses to pick just one personality.
Handmade, so no two are exactly alike - color, swirl, and shape will vary slightly from the photo and from bar to bar. That's the nature of small-batch soap, not a flaw.
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