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The Hazmat Bundle

$24.64 $27.38
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  • A product graphic for Stank Bars Skidmark Remover. The main card is orange with black text and a white product name banner.
  • A graphic card for Stank Bars 'Dumpster Fire' scent, featuring a red background with white text and a black starburst reading 'LIFE!'. Below the card, five black pill-shaped badges list benefits: BOLD, ENERGIZING, PURIFYING, UPLIFTING, and SMOKY-WARM.
  • A product graphic for Stank Bars 'Swamp Crotch Slayer' e-liquid. The main card is olive green with black and white text, featuring the scent 'Peppermint - Tea Tree' and a quote.
  • A handmade rectangular bar of soap in green and black sits on a rustic wooden table next to its brown kraft paper packaging box with a green label.
  • A handmade rectangular bar of soap with a black, gray, and orange marbled pattern sits next to its kraft paper packaging box with a red label, displayed on a rustic wooden surface.
  • A dark charcoal-colored rectangular bar of soap resting on top of a brown kraft paper box with an orange label, set against a dark studio background.
The Hazmat Bundle

The Hazmat Bundle

$24.64 $27.38

Description: Three problem areas, one containment kit. The Hazmat Bundle pairs our swamp-crotch killer with a coworker-safe fire extinguisher and a full-on skid mark scrub — because some funks need backup.

What's inside:

  • Swamp Crotch Slayer (Peppermint · Tea Tree) — cools down the gym rat, over-sweater zone
  • Dumpster Fire Charcoal (Smoky Cedar · Pink Grapefruit) — for the group-chat menace in your life
  • Skidmark Remover (Eucalyptus · Tea Tree) — industrial-strength scrub, zero questions asked

Details: 3 handmade bars, ~4 oz each. Vegan-friendly, cruelty-free.

Good for: White elephant gifts, gag gifts for dads, mechanics, and gym rats, or anyone who needs a full hazmat response.

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