{"product_id":"taint-misbehavin","title":"Taint Misbehavin'","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"132:1-133:305;5958-6279\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cooling relief for the real estate no one talks about. A bright menthol tingle runs over a clean, minty-green bar — refreshing exactly where you need it and nowhere you'll admit out loud. It's the classiest filthy joke on your shelf, and secretly one of the most useful bars we make. Jazz hands optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"135:1-135:62;6281-6342\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Menthol · Mint — cool, tingly, invigorating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"137:1-137:95;6344-6438\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~4 oz hand-poured glycerin bar with a menthol kick. Vegan-friendly, cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"139:1-139:110;6440-6549\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood for:\u003c\/strong\u003e White elephants, cheeky stocking stuffers, and anyone with a sense of humor and a warm climate.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48194436006109,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0842\/1913\/4173\/files\/Screenshot2026-07-19015119.png?v=1784451162","url":"https:\/\/stankbars.com\/products\/taint-misbehavin","provider":"Stank Bars","version":"1.0","type":"link"}