{"product_id":"hot-mess","title":"Hot Mess","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"98:1-99:310;4376-4702\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e You'll sparkle. You'll probably regret it. You'll absolutely buy it again. Zesty pink grapefruit meets a glossy pink bar packed with glitter that announces \"I have my life together\" way louder than you actually do. It's fine. Everything's fine. You're glittering now — that's basically the same as being okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"101:1-101:78;4704-4781\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pink Grapefruit · a little chaos — bright, juicy, unserious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"103:1-103:103;4783-4885\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~4 oz hand-poured clear glycerin bar with cosmetic glitter. Vegan-friendly, cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"105:1-105:105;4887-4991\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Besties, bachelorette bags, stocking stuffers, and anyone whose whole brand is \"hot mess.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48194431910109,"sku":null,"price":9.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0842\/1913\/4173\/files\/Screenshot2026-07-19015111.png?v=1784451202","url":"https:\/\/stankbars.com\/products\/hot-mess","provider":"Stank Bars","version":"1.0","type":"link"}