{"product_id":"exs-tears","title":"Ex's Tears","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"81:1-82:311;3621-3948\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ice-cold and strangely refreshing — a lot like you've become since the breakup. Crisp garden mint runs through a glassy blue bar streaked with silver \"tears.\" Lather up, stand a little taller, and enjoy every salty, minty second while thinking about how good you look now. Closure has never smelled this petty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"84:1-84:65;3950-4014\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Garden Mint — cool, crisp, faintly salty-sweet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"86:1-86:101;4016-4116\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~4 oz hand-poured clear glycerin bar with silver shimmer. Vegan-friendly, cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"88:1-88:103;4118-4220\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood for:\u003c\/strong\u003e The freshly single, the glow-up era, divorce parties, and petty-in-the-best-way friends.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48194420048093,"sku":null,"price":9.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0842\/1913\/4173\/files\/Screenshot2026-07-19015042.png?v=1784451214","url":"https:\/\/stankbars.com\/products\/exs-tears","provider":"Stank Bars","version":"1.0","type":"link"}