{"product_id":"dumpster-fire","title":"Dumpster Fire","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"47:1-48:334;2080-2430\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everything's on fire and you refuse to smell like it. Smoky cedar and bright pink grapefruit swirl through a charcoal-dark bar flecked with glinting gold \"embers.\" It's chaos you can hold in one hand — and somehow it comes out smelling incredible. A gift for the beautiful disaster who's holding it together with duct tape and spite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"50:1-50:89;2432-2520\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smoky Cedar · Pink Grapefruit — warm, woody, with a bright citrus snap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"52:1-52:110;2522-2631\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~4 oz hand-poured charcoal glycerin bar with gold-shimmer accents. Vegan-friendly, cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"54:1-54:102;2633-2734\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood for:\u003c\/strong\u003e The perpetually overwhelmed, the group-chat menace, coworkers you're lovingly roasting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48194415460573,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0842\/1913\/4173\/files\/Screenshot2026-07-19015034.png?v=1784451251","url":"https:\/\/stankbars.com\/products\/dumpster-fire","provider":"Stank Bars","version":"1.0","type":"link"}